Here’s a funny trick. The petrol station hours often match the superstore’s opening hours, but not always. Some superstores open at 7:00 AM, but the petrol station opens at 6:00 AM. Why? Because they hate consistency, that’s why. Always assume the petrol station opens earlier than the store. You’ll thank me later.
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Check the Morrisons website for your specific branch. They have a “Store Locator” tool. But let’s be real: nobody has time for that when you’re running on empty. You’re reading this article instead. I get it.
The Best Hack
Want the real secret? Call them. I know, I know—old school. But calling the store and pressing 2 for the petrol station works 100% of the time. A tired staff member will grunt the hours at you. It’s reliable. It’s humorless. But it works.
Or, you could just look at the big sign outside. Sometimes they list the hours there. But only sometimes. Because Morrisons likes to keep you guessing. It’s their little game.
