Ah, meetings. You’ll have a stand-up meeting to talk about the meeting you just had. Then a sprint planning session to schedule more meetings. I once calculated that if you combined all the time spent in status-update meetings, you could train a chimpanzee to code in JavaScript. And the chimp would probably write cleaner code.
The joke is that the meeting about "blockers" is held in a room with no Wi-Fi and a broken clock. You’ll sit there, nodding, while your brain is actually debugging a bug that just showed up in production. It’s a special form of professional multitasking—you’re present in body, but your soul is lost in a stack trace.
Essential Project Roles Every Modern Organization Needs
