Forget looking at your watch. Seriously. Beyoncé time isn’t on a clock. It’s a feeling. It starts when the bass hits your chest like a heartbeat.
It starts when the fans around you become a family. It starts when you see that silhouette rise from below the stage. That’s the real start time.
Don’t be the person refreshing Twitter for set times. Be the person who just vibes in the moment. The universe will let you know when she’s ready.
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Funny Reality Check: The “Late” Crowd
You know who is always late? The people who yell “We love you, Beyoncé!” during a quiet part. That’s the worst.
If you’re that person… sorry, but you’re not part of the solution. The solution is to get there early, settle in, and become one with the dark room.
And never, ever shout “Play Single Ladies!” She will play it. On her schedule. Not yours. You’ll only look like a tourist.
