Presley Gerber is alive, 25, dating (maybe), worth a few million, and covered in tattoos that read like fortune cookies. He’s not dying anytime soon.
So next time you see a “RIP Presley” post? Roll your eyes. Then go double-check. Because the only thing dead here is our patience for fake news.
Keep being your weird, inked, handsome self, Presley. We’re watching. Curiously.