Here’s the truth. You will find the game. You always do. The universe (and the SEC) wants you to watch Auburn play. Even if you have to drive to a sports bar, hold your phone up to the TV, or bribe a neighbor with cookies—you’ll get there.
My final advice? Set a reminder on your phone. Right now. Go ahead. Type “What channel is Auburn game?” into your calendar for Friday afternoon. That way, you can spend Saturday doing what matters: yelling at the TV, worrying about a field goal, and eating way too much dip.
So relax. Take a deep breath. Crack open a cold drink. You’ll find it. War Eagle, my friend. And if you still can’t find it? Just watch the live reactions on Twitter. It’s basically the same thing. But with more memes.