Inside the carriage, grab a pole or an overhead strap. If you don’t, you’ll be thrown into a stranger’s armpit at the first turn. Do not make eye contact with anyone—it’s viewed as a declaration of war or an invitation to discuss the weather, both of which are illegal on public transport.
Speaking of armpits, the Tube can hit 30°C (86°F) underground, even in winter. That’s because these tunnels are basically giant toaster ovens left over from World War II. Surprising fact: The deepest station, Hampstead, is 58 meters down—that’s like sitting in a 19-story hole. It feels like it.
If you’re lucky, you’ll get a seat. If you’re very lucky, it won’t be next to someone eating a greasy sausage roll. Pro tip: Keep your bag on your lap to block lap-invaders, and never take the fold-down seat—it’s a trap for unsuspecting tourists and always mysteriously sticky.
Easy Illustrated Step-by-Step Guide: How to Use the London Underground
