Cutting a grapefruit in half is a tiny victory. It’s a five-second act that changes your morning from “meh” to “wow.”
You are now officially a grapefruit whisperer. Your friends will ask, “How do you get it so perfect?” You’ll smile mysteriously.
And if you do squirt juice in your eye? Laugh. It’s a rite of passage. Now go conquer that citrus.
One last thing: always wash the outside of the fruit before cutting. You don’t want to eat whatever traveled on that skin from the farm to your counter. You’re welcome.
