Eric’s age isn’t really about a number. It’s about the fact that no one escapes the dad life. Whether you’re Simon Cowell or the guy next door who mows his lawn in Crocs, once you have a kid, you’re toast. You’ll post blurry photos, make cringey jokes, and suddenly care about the school’s bake sale.
So next time you’re folding socks and wonder, “How old is Simon Cowell’s son?” just smile. He’s 10, he’s probably arguing about bedtime, and somewhere, Simon is wearing a shirt that says “Proud Dad” in rhinestones. And we are all better for it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my own son is asking if we can get a pet alpaca. Send help.