If you go, try the badminton courts. You’ll realise you have zero hand-eye coordination, but the laughter is worth it. Or join a class—even if you dance like a malfunctioning robot. The instructors will high-five you anyway.
One last thing: bring a lock. And a towel. And maybe some courage. Because Wolverhampton Leisure Centre Bentley Bridge is a humble palace of sweat, and it’s waiting for you. See you at the cable machine—I’ll be the one looking confused.
