Here’s a funny thing. No one actually pays 0% tax on their full allowance. It’s a myth.
You still pay council tax. And VAT on your fake Taylor Swift tickets. So the allowance is just a partial shield.
But it’s the shield we obsess over. Like a knight polishing his armour while the dragon breathes fire elsewhere.
So will Labour raise it? Maybe. Probably. Or not. That’s politics.
Keep your eyes on the news. Watch for a grumpy chancellor holding a red box.
And remember: for every tax rule, there’s a hilarious loophole. But that’s a story for another day.
For now, stay curious. And maybe don’t spend that hypothetical tax cut just yet.