So why is there no news on ITV today? Because they decided a rerun of Coronation Street or a live rugby match was a better use of your attention. And honestly? Sometimes they’re right. The world is exhausting. Maybe a Saturday night without news is a little gift.
But if you’re reading this and you’re still mad, just remember: you have the internet. You have this article. You’re informed enough. Go watch the lorry documentary. It might teach you something. Or put you to sleep. Either way, it’s a win.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check whether the news is back tomorrow. Spoiler: it probably is. And then we can all be stressed again. Cheers.
