Be honest: when was the last time you cleaned the microwave? That splattered spaghetti sauce from three weeks ago? Delicious.
Fruit flies can detect a single smear of ketchup from across the kitchen. They don’t judge your cooking; they praise it.
Wipe down the inside tonight. You’ll break their little hearts.
Why Your Room? Why Not the Kitchen?
Maybe your kitchen is surgically clean. But your room? You eat snacks in bed. You have a secret stash of candy.
Flies don’t care about “rooms.” They care about crumbs. And you, my friend, are a crumb factory.
Don’t feel bad. Every human is a crumb factory. It’s our destiny.
