First, let’s tackle the dragon. The most famous story is that George rode into a town terrorised by a scaly beast. The locals had started feeding it sheep, and eventually, their own children to keep it happy.
George, being a good sort, refused to let them sacrifice the princess. He charged in, speared the dragon, and saved the day. Now, think of that dragon like that one piece of flat-pack furniture that always fights back.
You wrestle with it, get a bit scratched, but eventually, you triumph. George was the bloke who sorted out the town’s biggest problem. That’s a hero worth remembering at the pub.
