Purified water isn’t poison. It’s not going to make you grow a third arm. But it’s also not the hero we cracked it up to be. Treat it like a celebrity: nice to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live with it.
Keep your water real. Keep it alive. And for crying out loud, drink something that has a little bit of dirt in its past. Your bones will thank you.
Now, refill your glass—with something that actually tastes like Earth. Cheers!
