Stop swatting. That’s like trying to catch rain with a fork. You need a trap. And the best trap is stupidly simple.
Get a small bowl. Pour in some apple cider vinegar. Add a drop of dish soap. Then cover it with plastic wrap and poke a few holes. Why does this work? They smell the vinegar, crawl in, and the soap breaks the surface tension so they sink.
It’s the world’s saddest hot tub. And they love it. You’ll catch dozens overnight. Plus, it’s science. You feel smart.
Don’t Forget the Source
While the trap is working, be a detective. Take out the trash. Every night. Yes, even if it’s raining. Especially if it’s raining.
Wipe down your counters with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Fruit flies can smell leftover juice from a grape you dropped three days ago. They have superpowers, and they use them for evil.
Pour boiling water down your drains. This kills the eggs that are partying in there. Do it once a week. Imagine it as a spa day for your pipes, but with 100% more death.
