Because it’s fun. We eat Easter eggs because they connect us to a chain of human tradition that’s thousands of years old. You’re biting into history, folklore, and a little bit of springtime magic.
And let’s face it—having an excuse to eat an egg-shaped block of chocolate before 10 AM is a tradition we should all support. So go ahead, crack open that foil, and enjoy your ancient symbol of renewal. No one’s judging.
