Let’s be real. This system is a technological mad lib. It uses radio waves, cell towers, and your phone’s dumb brain.
It’s wild that anyone gets the alert. The fact that 98% of phones work is a miracle. You’re just in the lucky 2%.
You are special. The alert system doesn’t know how to find you. You’re an emergency ninja.
What to Do Next (Joke Edition)
Want to be seen? Hold your phone up to the sky. Yell, “I’M READY FOR THE SCARE!”
Move houses. Seriously. Maybe your neighborhood is a dead zone. Blame the neighbor with the massive satellite dish.
Or just accept your destiny. You are the one who doesn’t know when the test is coming. It’s a lifestyle. It’s rebellious.
