So why are they so bad this year? It’s a perfect storm of weather, human habits, and their supercharged biology.
But instead of swatting in rage, laugh a little. You’re battling a creature that mates in the air, has eyes on its head, and loves your garbage more than you do.
Next time a fly buzzes your ear, remember: you’re smarter, taller, and you own the vinegar. You win. Eventually.
For now, just enjoy the silliness of it all. And maybe buy a banana guard. Seriously. They’re real.
