Life is chaotic. You might feel like you’re stuck in a dark vent with no way out. But remember: even a giant, fluffy dog who lives in a wall can find his purpose. He howls, he comforts, and he occasionally scares the mailman. That’s enough.
So channel your inner Ozone. Find your happy place, whether it’s a vent, a couch, or a pile of clean laundry. Let out a good howl every now and then—even if it’s just a sigh. And never, ever forget: you can’t change who you are, but you can howl about it.
And if anyone says you’re too weird? Just tell them you’re practicing your Ozone energy. They won’t know what you mean, but they’ll be jealous. Trust me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go stare at a wall and contemplate life. Maybe I’ll even howl a little. Ozone would be proud.
