Are you just tired of everyone’s nonsense? You’re Stanley. You show up, do your job, and leave. You crosswords during meetings.
Your catchphrase is a sigh. You have zero patience for Michael’s plays. You’re the one who says, "Did I stutter?"
Funny detail: Stanley had a whole secret second life with a mistress. You probably have a secret something—maybe just a hidden candy stash.
The Oscar Martinez Smarts
Are you always correcting people? Politely but firmly? That’s Oscar. You’re the voice of reason.
The Office: Decoding the Workplace Personalities
You use big words unironically. You explain why something is "technically" wrong. You’ve probably been called a "know-it-all" once or twice.
But Oscar is also secretly fun. He loves a good gossip session over a glass of chardonnay. You’re the person everyone goes to for the real truth.
