So, where will England actually play? My hot take: they’ll get a mixed bag. One group game in a big city like LA, one in a smaller market like Cincinnati (yes, really), and one in Canada’s Toronto.
Canada? Wait, what? Toronto has a huge English expat community. It’s clean. It’s polite. And the beer is strong. The only downside? The weather might be too similar to home. Grey skies, drizzle, and a slight smell of maple syrup. It’d be like playing in Manchester but with better healthcare.
Ultimately, the real answer is simple: wherever the draw puts them. And we’ll all pretend we knew it all along. In 2026, we’ll have a map. We’ll have flights to book. And we’ll have that familiar, nervous hope. But for now? Grab a coffee. Plan a holiday. And just enjoy the mystery. It’s part of the fun, isn’t it?
