This isn’t about food. It’s about anticipation. The new menu is a shared secret. We all pretend to be mad at McDonald’s, but we’re all watching the app.
You know what’s funny? The McDonald’s menu in Rome has a McItaly burger with pancetta. That’s bacon on a burger. In Italy.
They are trolling us. And we love it. The new menu drops when you least expect it. Or when you most need a $2 item to fix your day.
So, when is the new menu? Soon. Check your phone. Check your heart. Check the drive-thru light. It’s always on.
And if you see a Grande Nacho Box? Don’t ask. Just buy three. Your future self will thank you.
