So, when is Line of Duty Season 7? Honestly? When it’s ready, mate. And if you can’t wait, you have two options. One: rewatch the seasons and count how many times someone says “bent copper.” (Spoiler: a lot.) Two: start a YouTube channel where you just stare into a camera and whisper, “Now we’re sucking diesel,” until the BBC caves.
Until then, keep your tinfoil hat handy and your kettle on. The wait is part of the conspiracy. And if you see Jed Mercurio in the street, just give him a nod and a biscuit. He’s working on it. Probably. Or he’s just laughing at us all from his bunker. Either way, season 7 will come. Eventually. Maybe. Now we’re sucking diesel? Not yet, pal.