Let’s be honest: the real answer is “whenever you can muster the will to live.” The weekend after New Year’s is the sweet spot for 70% of people. That’s when your back hurts from taking down the ladder, and you lose three ornaments to the dreaded dark corner under the sofa.
Fun science fact: the average person will find one forgotten candy cane in July. It will be fossilized. It will taste like regret and peppermint dust. You will eat it anyway.
