Here’s the truth: you can’t control when they lift the trophy. So stop refreshing your phone. The moment will happen when it happens.
Instead, plan your day around the final whistle. If Arsenal are champions after 90 minutes, the lift follows naturally. It’s like gravity, but with more Arsenal-themed confetti.
And if you’re watching from your couch, just pour a glass of something bubbly. The exact time doesn’t matter. The feeling does. COYG, you beautiful, messy football people.
