Don’t. Just don’t. The first quarter is when Michigan establishes the run. They hand off to Blake Corum or Donovan Edwards. It’s like watching a freight train in cleats.
If you miss it, you’ll see a 10-0 lead and wonder, “How?” The answer: power football. It’s beautiful, boring, and lethal.
Set your DVR. But honestly, live is better. The memes hit different in real time.
The Final Buzzer (What We’re All Hoping For)
We want a win. Obviously. A blowout would be nice, but Michigan loves drama. They’ll let Illinois hang around, then J.J. McCarthy—or whoever is under center—will throw a dagger.
Then we celebrate. Or we grumble. But we’re all in this together. Go Blue isn’t just a saying; it’s a lifestyle. Wear it proudly.
So, to answer your question: 3:30 PM Eastern on CBS. Mark it. Plan your snacks. Prepare your vocal cords. The Wolverines are playing today, and you don’t want to miss a single snap.
Now go. Get the chips. Turn on the TV. And remember: if they lose, it’s the refs’ fault. Always the refs.
