Tonight (which is really tomorrow night, but we pretend), the Results Show is on at 7:20 PM on BBC One. Write it down. Etch it into your soul.
Or just remember this: it’s after the news, before bed. And it’s the only time you’ll cheer when someone gets eliminated. Because that’s Strictly.
Now go prepare your tissues. Someone’s going home, and we’ll all pretend to be surprised. See you at 7:20 sharp. I’ll bring the tea.
P.S. If you’re reading this on a Saturday and feeling confused? Same. Just wait until tomorrow. Or rewatch the Saturday show on iPlayer. You’ve got this.
