Stop guessing. Don’t rely on your uncle’s group text, because he’s wrong. He’s always wrong.
Here’s the cheat code: Google it. Seriously. Just type “Detroit Lions schedule” into the search bar. The first result is the official NFL schedule, updated instantly with the exact time and network.
Or, download the NFL app. It’s free, it’s easy, and it will send you push notifications. “Honey, your Lions move to 4:25 PM. Also, you left the garage open.” It’s that helpful.
Don’t Forget the Bye Week!
Oh, the bye week. The week where the question “what time is the game?” is answered with a sad, empty silence. It’s like showing up to a party that was canceled. You stand there, holding dip, feeling confused.
Circle that bye week on your calendar. Use it to clean your garage. Or to mourn the fact that you have to wait a whole extra week for more Lions football.
