Alright, here’s your quick guide. Spring/Early Summer: Closes 5 PM – 6 PM. Summer Holidays: Closes 6 PM – 8 PM. Fright Nights: Closes 10 PM. Winter: Closes 4 PM and you cry a little.
Always, always, ALWAYS check the day before you go. I’m repeating myself for a reason. I once drove two hours and the park was closed for a private wedding. A wedding. At Thorpe Park. I hope they had a good time. I did not.
So, what time does Thorpe Park shut? It’s a moving target. But now you know how to hit it. Plan your day, arrive early, and for goodness’ sake, buy that overpriced photo of you screaming. You earned it. And if you mess up the timing? Just laugh. There’s always next time. Or a very sad burger in the car.
