Because the Seahawks are your team. You’ve suffered through bad calls, questionable plays, and that one time they lost on a last-second field goal. (We don’t talk about it.)
You deserve to know exactly when to grab your 12th Man flag, pop open a cold one, and yell at the TV like you’re the coach. It’s basically a religious obligation.
Plus, if you don’t know the time, you might accidentally schedule a dentist appointment. And nobody wants to hear “open wide” while DK Metcalf is sprinting for a touchdown.
How to Never Miss a Game (for Real This Time)
Step one: Set a recurring reminder on your phone. Call it “Seahawks Worship Hour.” Make the tone the team’s fight song. Your coworkers will judge you. Let them.
Step two: Follow the Seahawks on social media. They tweet kickoff times like they’re dropping secret codes. (Spoiler: It’s not a code. It’s just the time.)
Step three: Bribe a friend who’s super organized. Give them a bag of chips, and they’ll text you the kickoff time an hour before. It’s a win-win. You get snacks and info.
