The difference between fruits and vegetables is simple: fruits are seed-bearing plant ovaries, vegetables are everything else. But nobody eats ovaries for dinner, so we ignore reality.
Cook like a chef, know like a botanist. Throw a tomato in your stir-fry, call it a vegetable, and just roll with it. The universe will not collapse—I checked.
So next time you bite into a crunchy cucumber, remember: that’s a fruit. You’re eating forbidden knowledge. Own it. And pass the salt.
