At the very bottom, in tiny letters, you’ll see something about “for daily wear only” and “not for sleeping.” This is not a suggestion; it’s a cautionary tale written by people who have seen what happens when you nap with contacts in. You wake up with red eyes that resemble raw hamburger patties. The fine print is the optometrist’s way of saying, “Please don’t make me peel your cornea like a grape.”
So next time you pull that crumpled card out of your wallet—or squint at the photo you took of it with your phone—remember: it’s not just a list of numbers. It’s a key to seeing your cat’s funny faces, reading a menu without holding it at arm’s length, and not mistaking your boss for a coat rack. Treat it with the respect it deserves. And maybe keep it somewhere that isn’t next to that expired coupon for pizza.
