Did you know most spiders can’t even bite humans? Their fangs are too small or too weak. You’re basically a giant, and they’re tiny fuzzballs with legs.
In fact, spiders are scared of you. You are a skyscraper of doom to them. They bite only when squished. So stop squishing them. Learn to be roommates.
Spiders eat bugs. Like mosquitoes. That’s basically a spider delivering pest control to your house for free. They’re the janitors of nature.
Here’s a weird one: some people are allergic to spider venom. But that’s like being allergic to pickle juice. It happens, but it’s niche.
And the hobo spider? Total myth. Scientists now say its bite is just a rumor. It’s the Loch Ness Monster of arachnids.
What Not to Google (Seriously)
Do not look up “spider bite necrosis” images. I warned you. Those pictures will haunt your dreams. Stick to cat memes.
Do not convince yourself you have a spider infestation. One bite does not mean a nest. It means one spider had a bad day. We all have those.
Spider Bite On Neck Headache
If you want revenge, just catch the spider and release it outside. Be the bigger primate. Or name it and start a pet blog. Spiders make terrible pets though. They never cuddle.
