Okay, let’s get shallow. The honest answer? If you have a strong jawline and decent bone structure? You’ll look devastatingly attractive.
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If you have a round face? You’ll look very friendly, like a human bowling ball. But friendly is great. People love bowling balls.
The real glow-up comes from your attitude. If you walk around like you own the place, you’ll look incredible. If you slouch and hide? You’ll just look sad and bald.
What about the maintenance? Oh, the maintenance
Shaving your head isn’t a one-and-done. It’s a lifestyle. You’ll be shaving every two to three days. Miss a day? Hello, sandpaper head.
You’ll buy special razor blades. You’ll learn the art of the smooth finish. You’ll also nick the back of your skull and bleed like a movie villain. It happens. Put a tiny bandage on it.
But the trade-off? No bad hair days. Ever. You wake up, you’re done. That’s worth a little blood sacrifice.
