Shoreditch is all about ironic cool. This gym matches that energy perfectly. You’ll see a mural of a lizard doing a deadlift next to a vintage arcade machine.
One corner has actual astroturf. Why? Nobody knows. But it makes box jumps feel like a parkour game. You half expect a hipster to walk in with a matcha latte and a kettlebell.
Quirky Characters, Not Gym Bros
You won’t find guys grunting like angry gorillas here. Instead, you get digital artists who talk about blockchain between sets. Or a DJ spinning lo-fi beats directly from the squat rack area.
One time, I saw someone use a foam roller as a microphone during a cool-down. Nobody blinked. That’s Weekly Pass.
The staff wear hoodies that say “I lift for the aesthetic.” They mean it. They’ll high-five you for a good stretch.
