Is this the “best” hot chocolate in the world? No. Is it the easiest and most consistently delicious? Absolutely yes.
You stop being a beverage snob when your hands are frozen. You just want warm, sweet, chocolatey comfort. Chocolate milk delivers that in under two minutes.
So next time you’re craving a mug of cozy, skip the fancy aisle. Walk to your fridge. Grab that carton. Microwave it. Drink it. Thank me later. You’re welcome, friend.