If you ever find yourself in a hotel where the food looks suspicious, here’s a trick: go for the omelette station. A made-to-order omelette is almost always safe. Also, pack a few emergency snacks—a pack of biscuits or some instant noodles can save a bad evening.
Remember, a holiday is about making memories, not complaining about fuel. But let’s be real: the best memories often start with a great meal. So here’s to warm bread, proper feta, and chicken that doesn’t bounce. You deserve it, and so did those Tui customers in Corfu.
Now go book something nice, and may your buffet never be a disappointment.
