So, next time you see a Planet Fitness with a “Total Enhancement” sign, don’t roll your eyes. Walk in. Try the hydro-massage. Do one stretch. Laugh at the awkward guy next to you who’s lifting a three-pound dumbbell with intense focus. Then, give yourself a high-five.
Because “total enhancement” isn’t about becoming a superhero. It’s about realizing you’re already a pretty cool human, and a little bit of movement and a massage chair can make that come true. You’ve got this, friend. Now go eat a bagel. You earned it. Boom.