Kicking things off, we have Birmingham, the heart of the Midlands and a proper heavyweight. This trust sees around 2.2 million patients a year, which is basically the entire population of a small country popping in for a check-up.
They’re famous for the Queen Elizabeth Hospital, where they once saved a man with a chainsaw injury. Don’t try that at home, folks.
Birmingham also employs about 20,000 people, which means their staff canteen must be the size of a small airport.
