Someone—probably your aunt—will say, “I’m only eating dark chocolate; it’s healthier.” Lie. Science says dark chocolate is great, but a giant bunny made of 70% cocoa is still a giant bunny. You’re not fooling anyone.
Easter is about excess. Embrace the sugar coma. Statistically, the average American eats 16 chocolate bunnies per holiday. That’s not a bunny; that’s a furry diabetic delivery system. If you feel guilty, just sprint around the block once. That burns off roughly one ear.
