First up: the Natural History Museum. Yes, it’s famous. But did you know it has a live earthquake simulator? You can stand in a pretend Japanese supermarket while the ground shakes. Your kids will scream. You’ll scream. It’s hilarious.
Then there’s the Science Museum. It’s free, which is a miracle in London. But the real gem? The Wonderlab gallery. It has a giant slide that teaches you about friction. You’re basically learning physics while plummeting to the ground. Win-win.
And don’t skip the Horniman Museum. It has a taxidermy walrus that looks hilariously grumpy. Seriously, that face is pure mood. Plus, the gardens are perfect for letting kids run feral.