Walking in, you expect pastel walls and weeping parents. Instead, you get a giant indoor slide that looks like it was designed by a sugar-rush architect. Surprising fact: This nursery has a dedicated "yoga room" for kids who can barely walk straight. My own downward dog involved falling asleep, but these toddlers allegedly chill out in child’s pose. I’m impressed and slightly suspicious.
The staff greet you like you’re an old friend who forgot to bring wine. That’s fine—they’re qualified and caffeine-powered. One teacher told me, “We’ve had kids who refuse to nap unless we sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.’” I asked if she was joking. She was dead serious. That’s the energy here.
