Is it worth it? Hell yes. But you have to embrace the weirdness. One day you’ll find yourself on the 38, freezing because an open window, and you’ll be happy because you’re not paying for the ride.
It’s the joy of being a free-range human. You can sit, stare, and judge the world without spending a penny. That’s not just a bus pass—that’s therapy on wheels.
So go get your pass. Apply online at TfL.gov. Wait two weeks, then conquer London one bus at a time. Just remember to let pregnant women sit down, or you’ll get the evil eye from every pensioner on the bus. And trust me, we all see everything.
