Yes, eating them is fine. They’re basically extra protein. But it’s still creepy to see them crawl across your counter at 2 AM. That’s their peak hour.
They’re nocturnal. They wait until you’re asleep to explore. They walk right across your coffee mug handle. They’re the tiny ninjas of the kitchen.
And they’re spoiler alert: not dangerous. They don’t bite. They don’t carry diseases. They’re just… there. Like that friend who eats all your snacks and never says thank you.
The great escape artist.
Try to catch one. Go ahead. They play dead. You’ll touch it, and it freezes, legs up. You think, “Oh, it’s dead.” You look away for one second. Poof. Gone.
They can also fly. Yes, fly. That tiny brown speck just took off like a helicopter. Now it’s in your hair. Don’t panic. It’s just looking for a better snack.
They’re basically Houdini with an appetite. You can’t trap them in a jar. They’ll climb the glass. They’ll escape. They’ll find your crackers.
