So go forth, mist your naked face, and then prime it like you mean it. You’ll feel like a wizard who discovered a spell that was hidden in plain sight. Your friends will ask, “Did you get Botox?” No, Brenda, I just reversed the steps.
And if you mess it up? Who cares. It’s makeup, not brain surgery. Wash it off, laugh, and try again. Just remember: spray first, prime second, conquer the world third. Now go be beautiful and weird.
