Kory Russell isn’t your typical elite. He’s got a grin that says, “Yeah, this is hard, but also hilarious.” He’s the kind of runner who waves at crowds while his lungs are screaming.
Here’s the quirky fact: He once finished a marathon while carrying a rubber chicken. Not joking. He believes running should be playful, not painful. That chicken was his emotional support animal, apparently.
For the Royal Parks Half, Kory brings that same goofy energy. He doesn’t just race; he entertains. Expect high-fives, silly faces, and maybe a spontaneous dance break at Mile 8.
The Weirdest Part? The Props
Runners in this event go big on costumes. You’ll see someone dressed as a giant teapot sprinting past the Albert Memorial. Kory loves this. He once ran in a full tuxedo, just to feel “fancy” while cramping.
Why? Because the Royal Parks Half is silly by design. It’s a serious race with a wink. You’re raising money for charity, but you’re also allowed to wear a crown made of tinfoil.
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Kory’s mantra? “If you’re not laughing, you’re not doing it right.” He’s that friend who turns a grueling 13.1 miles into a playground.
