So next time you get a package, give a little nod towards the Royal Mail Basingstoke Delivery Office. It’s not glamorous. It smells of diesel. But it’s the unsung hero of your living room floor.
It’s a place where paper still rules and where a stamp is still a ticket to adventure. It’s ordinary, sure. But it’s the most extraordinary ordinary place you’ll ever ignore.
And if you ever get a 'you were out' card? Don't be mad. Just remember: a ninja in a uniform tried their best. The ballet of mail will continue. You’re just part of the show.