Let’s start with the big guns. Kylie Minogue is headlining, which means glitter, dance moves that defy age, and probably a wardrobe budget larger than my flat. She’ll have you shouting “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” while holding a lukewarm pint. It’s a spiritual experience, I swear.
Then there’s Sting. Yes, that Sting. The man who taught us that every breath you take is… well, kinda stalker-ish, but in a catchy way. Expect him to roll through The Police classics and maybe a lute or two? Actually, probably not a lute. But I wouldn’t put it past him.
The “I Know Every Word” Singers
Okay, James Blunt is on the bill. You’re Beautiful? Check. Goodbye My Lover? Grab tissues. He’s also hilariously funny on Twitter, so expect some on-stage banter that’s sharper than his cheekbones.
Also, Corinne Bailey Rae will float on stage like an angel with a guitar. Her voice could soothe a raging toddler and a grumpy cat at the same time. Pure golden sunlight in musical form.
