First, never trust a former staff member who still has your keys. Second, if you’re a royal, put a sign on your door that says “No Solicitors, No Journalists, No Creeps with Biscuits.” And third, remember that even the most glamorous lives have a secret visitors problem. We all have that one aunt who drops by unannounced—the Cambridges just have a royal version.
So pour yourself a cup of Earl Grey, chuckle at the absurdity, and be glad your own home invaders are probably just the Amazon delivery guy. As for William and Kate? They’re probably installing a moat as we speak. And maybe some crocodiles. Wouldn’t you?
