Here’s where I put on my tin foil hat. A “professional split” is the perfect distraction. Think about it: when was the last time you heard about their Netflix deal failing? Or their Spotify drama?
This “split” is like a magic trick. “Look over here! Harry is alone! Meghan is shopping!” Meanwhile, their contracts are being renegotiated behind the scenes. Clever.
But if it’s real? Then yikes. I don’t want to be the person who has to tell Archie and Lilibet, “Mommy and Daddy are living in separate houses, but you still get two birthday parties.”
Prince Harry shuts down Meghan Markle split rumors amid divorce
The Royal Family is Probably Cackling
You know William and Kate are reading these headlines with a glass of champagne. “See? We told you the fairy tale was a bit… much.”
I can picture it: King Charles sipping tea, saying, “I knew she’d get bored of him eventually.” Harsh, I know, but come on. This is exactly the drama the royals thrive on.
Meanwhile, the tabloids are having a field day. “Harry Cries Alone in His Castle!” “Meghan Buys a Farm in Portugal!” Is any of it true? Who knows. But it’s delicious.
